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Gharwapasi!!!

Kal shaam jab ham chai ki tapri par ham cigarette sulga rahe the,
Ramdas ji us chhote se news house ki shobha badha rahe the.



 Aaj ka mudda tha, gharwapasi,
 Sab ne apna paksha rakha aur hua vichar manthan,
 Ramdas ji bole, Bhaiya yeh Bada hi gambhir mudda jispar hoga chintan.



Itne salo se Hamne mehnat kar yh ghar hai banaya,
To kya AB in ke raaj me hoga hamara safaya.



Sare shor sharabe k beech Ramadas ji Bina tie k Arnab najar aa rahe the,
Dikhe bhale na Arnab jese par shor to utna hi macha rahe the.



 Sare ho Halle ke beech ek chacha ne apna aapa kho dia,
Bole kal to had hi ho gayi, kal usne mujhe kutte ki tarah dho dia.



 Us par tilakdhari maharaj bole, ham apke saath puri santavana prakat karte hai,
 Hamari chai khatam hui , AB ham glass table pe dharte hai.



Mr. Fernandes  ne sabke upay k liye ek sujhav rakha,
Ghar wapasi ki sharte nischit ho, iske bare me kya khayal hai,
 Kese ho gharwapasi yahi to Sara bawal hai.



 Sab ne haan me haan milayi,
Par Mishra ji bifar pade,
Ghar hamara, log hamare, Fir ghar wapasi pe kyu shart lagaye,
 Is se achha to ham jabarjasti ghar wapasi karaye.



Itna kehna tha mishra ji ka, ki Khan chacha ka gussa foot pada,
 Jo glass table pe tha AB jameen par tha toota pada.



Bole Miya tumhare sharte Jo bhi Hame to ghar wapasi Karna h,
 Tumhara Jo bhi ho Hame to kisi se nhi darnaa h.



Yh sunna tha ki Ramdas ji ka Arnab bahar  aya,
 Khan chacha KO beech me hi ROK kar khoob sunaya.



 Aap jese logo k Karan ham logo me ekta nhi reh paati h,
 Iska hi to yeh sari partiya fayda uthati h.



 Hullad badh gaya, AB kisi ki awaaj ka pata nhi tha,
Ho Halle me na jaane ramdas kahan gira tha.



 Baat haath se nikalte dekh Hamne beech bachav kia,
 Ramdas KO dhoond usko paani diya.



 Khan sahab, fernandes aur tilakdhari maharaj ka gussa jab thoda Thanda ho gya,
Asli mudda to jese kahi bheed me kho gya.



 Aap Ese ladenge to kahi dange na ho Jaye,
Esi hamne fariyad ki,
Yeh sun un  logo ne god Allah aur bhagwan ki yaad ki.




 Miya dange kyu honge, yeh hamare ghar ka mamla hai,
Hamara to niji taur par na koi mukabla hai.



 To Bhai yeh gharwapasi ka kya bawal hai,
 Yeh desh k Samne bahut Bada sawal hai,



Fernandes bole, Bhai ham to Apne ghar wapas Jana chahte h,
 Biwiyo k darr se is tapri pe apna samay bitate h.



Daaru utar jaane ka intejaar yaha chai pee k karte h,
Kya kare Bhai biwi k darr se ham gharwapasi se darte  hai.

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